Okay now think of a topic, be funny, witty, and crazy at the same time. NOW GO! WHHHOOOOOO YEAH BLOGGING IS COOL CAUSE I AM BLOGGING YEAHH!! GUITAR SOLO!! HEAD BANGING! WRITE THOSE WORDS! THIS IS MORE EXCITING IN MY HEAD! READING IT, NOT SO MUCH! JUST KIND OF ANNOYING! NOW THINK OF SOMETHING BRAIN! WHAT DO I FEED YOU FOR? NOW I AM GETTING TIRED OF TYPING IN ALL CAPS TO GIVE THE IMPRESSION THAT I AM ACCOMPLISHING SOMETHING! ALSO THIS MIGHT BE OFF PUTTING TO MY READERS! AND NOW I just realized that with great blogging comes great aunts who smell of mothballs and rotting old person. Or something similar to that line from that one movie which was based on a comic book.
I just Googled coalicanth, and thanks to spell check found out that I have it misspelled on the front of this blog. But coelacanths (proper spelling) are ugly looking. Look at this guy/girl, blissfully unaware of his/her crippling ugliness.
At least he’s/she’s happy right? Blissfully unaware of his/her physical flaws, or he/she has simply accepted his/her ugliness as a fact of life. Maybe we should look to this brave sea creature as an example for all of us. Coelacanths are still funny looking…
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