You know what? I will not make this blog about anything other than all the insane ramblings that strike me at all odd hours of the day. You might laugh, grimace and regret eating the week old sandwich that you found without realizing it was a week old and ate it anyway. Those are some confusing feelings. AREN’T THEY!!! I just used more exclamation marks than is regarded healthy. I DON’T CARE!!! I DID IT AGAIN!!
Seeing as to how this is my first go at blogging I should tell you (you as in the few people who will read this crap) about myself. Form of LIST!!! WITH BULLET POINTS!!! PEW PEW KERPEW!! Those are what bullet points sound like.
· I am a human
· Earth isn’t my favourite planet
· The British spelling is the best spelling
· I watch more British television than is healthy
· No, in response to any questions about if I should stop eating chocolate
· I might have parts that conclusively point to what gender I am.
· Pants rock
· Shirts to
· But shoes? No they don’t rock. Shoes belong to an independent jazz reformist ensemble.
· You are still reading this? What if I started gnipyt eht sdrow sdrawkcab?
· Still around? Good.
· LET’S GO FOR A HUNDREND OF THESE!
· Or not, I am getting tired and a bit peckish. That means hungry and nothing dirty you perverts.
· I called you a pervert HAH!
My life is not that interesting, but this is my blog so I can do whatever I tiddley-winkin-frickity-do please. So I might include a tale or two from my life. Well this concludes our time together. Please see the receptionist at the front desk to schedule another appointment. THEN TRANSFORM INTO A NARWHAL!!
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