I forgot what I was going to write this long overdue post about, and then remembered that NOBODY READS THIS THING ANYWAYS! So now you’re stuck with a long rambly grandpa post on forgetting what I wanted to write about. It had something to do with Pandas who divide by zero. Forgetfulness sucks. I go to phone home, but I left my phone inside my pants inside the dryer set to a toasty 20 minute ride in the tunnel of dust bunny amour. And SUDDENLY A WILD FRIENDS BIRTHDAY APPEARS; Which I had totally forgotten about thus freeing me from any gifting obligations at the cost of no free cake. I can live that. Now forgetting things isn’t the sudden blank out affair that it is popularly believed to be, it’s more like one block crumbles and down falls the mighty two and a half foot Jenga tower of memory. Then it takes days to finally reconstruct the tower and again one block crumbles and DOWN IT GOES!
Although there are things that can’t be forgotten like seeing a giant clown weasel on a unicycle juggling Congressional Candidates. So until next time enjoy the five or six other posts I have posted and remember…Who are you? Why am I holding a half full glass of salsa? IS this the bathroom? I AM SO CONFUSED!
“It’s okay sir, it was only a dream. NURSE! We need some tapioca STAT!”
“Yes doctor.”
*BEEP*BEEP*BEEEEEEP*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
“We’re losing him! Quick hand me the shocky paddle thingy!”
“Ready”
“CLEAR! *BZZZZTTHUD* CLEAR *BZZZZZZZTTHUD*”
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
“He’s gone. I did all I ca…….”
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
“UHHH whuzzat? Is it morning all ready? Five more minutes”
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*BEEEEEEEEEE THUD*
“I’m up already. Stupid alarm clock…”
